Nerds and Humans

I have talked quite a few times about humans and nerds and how there are several differences.  I know some folk have thought that I am just nuts and we are all in this thing together.  Just today a nerd friend of mind sent me the birth announcement of his third grandchild.  Let me post it here and then you can tell me if there is a difference or not between nerds and humans.

Grand Munchkikn 3/2.0 shipped!

Specifications
Condition: new
Brand: Penelope, a division of Bateman, LLC. and Back, SARL.
Model name: Anjalie
Second model of series; third model of original Bateman-Back merger.

Processor: genuine bio-intelligent with initially open architecture
Operating system: heuristic operation control, self-programming with low-priority inputs
Processor interfaces: multiple adaptable technologies for early and on-going configuration and update
Processor speed: unclocked (no crystal control), expected increasingly high clock rate with ownership
Memory: unknown, predicted minimal
Language support: English,French, environmental stimuli, text- and GUI-capable
Enclosure: soft, reconfigurable skeletal girders covered in flesh
Form factor: 0.1, will vary considerably over first 20 years of usage as well as thereafter
Color: assortment of panel colors pink, tan, white, red
Asynchronous communications ports:
    2 optical units (color blue)
    2 audio recovery units/mics
    1 audio-out with sound card (programming instruction manual unavailable)
Power requirements: 1800-2200 kCalories per diem
Networking: anticipated initial connection with earlier grand munchkin unit, plus parental controller, later WAN expected
Maintenance plan:
    1 omnivorous input port (shared with audio-out) highly adaptable, expected vegetarian
    2 custom waste output units:
        - solid/viscous
        - aqueous
Initial form height: 18"
Shipping weight: 7 pounds, 8 ounces
Shipping date/time: 9 September 2008 at 1515
Cost: xxxxxxxxxxxxx

This is the nerd's way of saying he now has three grandchildren.  It is really awful even to me and I consider myself a nerd!