Uncomfortable

I am pretty much like every other red-blooded American male. There are certain protocols to follow when entering the Men's room and while in there. Items like

• Do not make eye contact
• Do not communicate anything more than a head nod
• Do not acknowledge any noises from the stalls
• Do not loiter

Well, this morning, I had to violate some of these rules. My 3-year-old needed to make use of the Men's room and since he came to work with me this morning, I was in charge. There I was standing against the wall of the restroom...I felt like a Wal-Mart greeter

Welcome to the fourth floor Men's room, I hope you enjoy your stay! Is there anything I can help you with?

Ugh! It was an uncomfortable few minutes, but I made it out with my manhood intact. The sacrifices we make as fathers!